Hello, I'm Don. I'm a Freelance Copywriter.

At least, that’s what the premade template I just loaded would have you believe.  The reality is far less exciting and, really, too much work to get into here.

Some of the Amazing Clients I’ve Never Worked With

Services

I Write Copy to Help You Deliver Message

Again, this is a lie.  I don’t do any of this stuff.  It’s just preloaded gobbledygook.  Some day I may actually make a real website.  But today is not that day.

Blogging/SEO

I don’t even have Facebook.  What do I know about blogging??  I will tell you, in case it isn’t obvious; zilch!

Marketing Campaign

I did take an MBA course in marketing.  At least this much is true.  I got an A in the course.  Maybe this is my future??

Web Content

I’m too lazy to build my own website.  Why would you trust me with yours??

Jonathan Fox

Founder of Badak

“I'm a model that came prepackaged in this template. I've never met Don but I'm handsome, right?”

About Me

I Will Help You Win Pitches with Words & Concept

I’m practically a lyrical Jessie James, as you can see.  If I haven’t dissuaded you from trying to hire me for any of the things this template has convinced you I might know things about, then you already know how awesome I am and should certainly give me all of your monies.  If you look at the list of fake awards I have won below, you will be even more impressed to give me even more monies.  I also accept payment in the form of rare microbrews, exceptional Scotch, and whatever cryptocurrency you may have handy.

Milestone

Awards

Anne Maria

Lead Director of Candy & Co.

“I'm another prepackaged model. This is my pensive face. How am I doing?”