Some of the Amazing Clients I’ve Never Worked With
I Write Copy to Help You Deliver Message
Again, this is a lie. I don’t do any of this stuff. It’s just preloaded gobbledygook. Some day I may actually make a real website. But today is not that day.
I don’t even have Facebook. What do I know about blogging?? I will tell you, in case it isn’t obvious; zilch!
I did take an MBA course in marketing. At least this much is true. I got an A in the course. Maybe this is my future??
I’m too lazy to build my own website. Why would you trust me with yours??
Founder of Badak
“I'm a model that came prepackaged in this template. I've never met Don but I'm handsome, right?”
I Will Help You Win Pitches with Words & Concept
I’m practically a lyrical Jessie James, as you can see. If I haven’t dissuaded you from trying to hire me for any of the things this template has convinced you I might know things about, then you already know how awesome I am and should certainly give me all of your monies. If you look at the list of fake awards I have won below, you will be even more impressed to give me even more monies. I also accept payment in the form of rare microbrews, exceptional Scotch, and whatever cryptocurrency you may have handy.
Lead Director of Candy & Co.