Hello, I'm Don. I'm a Freelance Copywriter.

At least, that’s what the premade template I just loaded would have you believe.  The reality is far less exciting and, really, too much work to get into here.

Some of the Amazing Clients I’ve Never Worked With


I Write Copy to Help You Deliver Message

Again, this is a lie.  I don’t do any of this stuff.  It’s just preloaded gobbledygook.  Some day I may actually make a real website.  But today is not that day.


I don’t even have Facebook.  What do I know about blogging??  I will tell you, in case it isn’t obvious; zilch!

Marketing Campaign

I did take an MBA course in marketing.  At least this much is true.  I got an A in the course.  Maybe this is my future??

Web Content

I’m too lazy to build my own website.  Why would you trust me with yours??

Jonathan Fox

Founder of Badak

“I'm a model that came prepackaged in this template. I've never met Don but I'm handsome, right?”

About Me

I Will Help You Win Pitches with Words & Concept

I’m practically a lyrical Jessie James, as you can see.  If I haven’t dissuaded you from trying to hire me for any of the things this template has convinced you I might know things about, then you already know how awesome I am and should certainly give me all of your monies.  If you look at the list of fake awards I have won below, you will be even more impressed to give me even more monies.  I also accept payment in the form of rare microbrews, exceptional Scotch, and whatever cryptocurrency you may have handy.



Anne Maria

Lead Director of Candy & Co.

“I'm another prepackaged model. This is my pensive face. How am I doing?”